or the value of friendship
or 's nice to be considered for what has been
SKETCH # 1 #
Friend # 1: Saturday L. married, do you remember the gift we wanted them together? You, Me, Amica Amica 2 and 3?
Me: Sure, sure, I remember!
Friend # 1: With Amica Amica 2 and 3, we thought of giving L. head of some sexy underwear, something explosive to spread G. Deal?
Me: But why not? What are my friends, otherwise?
Amica No 1: You come when you go shopping? Because without you it is really impossible to go there, you are absolutely indispensable!
Me: (???) Oh, I'm flattered! So, let's see ... Tomorrow afternoon is good for all?
Amica No 1: Perfect! So, see you tomorrow afternoon from 3 Underwear. Get something easy to remove and replace, I recommend!
Me: (?!?!?!) Co-As, I'm sorry? In what sense?
Amica No 1: Well, we want the gift is perfect, not then wearing a black lace negligee the wedding night and it's not the size right, you think?
Me: Okay, I agree, but I still do not understand ...
Amica No 1: You'll have to try the leaders to give to L. You're the only one who has small breasts and butt as big as that of L! If they go to you, go for strength to you too!
Me: ...
SKETCH # 2 #
D1: Oh, good Lord! How long is the line to get to this concert!
D2: True, we do a little 'chit-chat of to kill time! C. you when you went to a concert last?
Me: Oh, well, let's see ... Um, I think when I was about twenty years ...
D1: Whoooo! must have been centuries ago!
Me: ...
D2 (whispering): D1, my good friend. You just said that our new friend is a ancient woman.
SKETCH # 3 #
A: Hey , fortunately in the bathroom of this mall is the mirror. Can I get back without her lipstick smudge.
Me: Um, I do not know if it is reliable proxies. Look at that black eye that makes me!
A: Perhaps it is not the mirror!
Me: ...
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